So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You can't just leave with hair like that
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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