this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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