I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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