names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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