well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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