I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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