office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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