her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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