he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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