absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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