So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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