Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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