What a fucking waste of an outfit
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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