i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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