either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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