You work out of a Hotel?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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