If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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