White coat. Heels.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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