I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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