im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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