You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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