He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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