Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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