But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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