marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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