if you like me you must not know who I am
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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