i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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