God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
It's Friday. Sex?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
