Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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