Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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