Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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