I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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