it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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