Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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