God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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