Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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