is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
