I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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