She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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