I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize