I just made out with a guy for $7.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Even my vagina gasped.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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