I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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