Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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