A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We are all done wearing pants today
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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