It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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