just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
