he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
