Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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