so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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