so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
