scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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