he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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