this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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