Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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