Buhtt sex?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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