Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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