New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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