i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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