KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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