and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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