PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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