i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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